Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.

#3. Anthony Has a Quest

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Panels 1 & 2: Anthony is working on a computer alongside work colleagues.
Raymond: Does anyone want anything from downstairs? Food? Fine wine? Fine women?
Ben: Nah, I'm right.
Anthony: A worn potato sack full of gold bullion.

Panel 3:
Anthony: Three ounces of weapons-grade plutonium. Seven and a half puppydog tails (of differing species). 1.3 kilograms of Norwegian loam.

Panel 4:
Anthony: Eight tiny mushrooms delicately chilled by a light mountain snowfall under the moon of a September eve.
Raymond (leaving): Right. See ya later.
Anthony: Wait! I need an ivory sword carved by a dying man!

Caption: I don't know what I would do with Norwegian loam, [I] just like giving people random quests.