Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
Tag Cloud
- serving
- signs
- mens health
- shop
- predictability
- gps
- crawling
- routine
- portal
- tom
- desert island
- haircut
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- sleep
- genie
- darkness
- tables
- saving money
- questing
- kindness
- mystery
- cobweb
- cleanliness
- filler
- keys
- inflatable
- influencers
- first world problems
- showers
- mmorpg
- spiders
- businesses
- lava
- eyebrows
- frost
- work
- loam
- hayden
- disappointment
- spectacle
- anxiety
- nikola tesla
- cs lewis
- stuff
- winston
- odd shops
- unclean
- patience
- quests
- movember
- security
- expectations
- threats
- request
- optometrist
- bonus panel
- hardly working
- panic
- storage
- playstation
- animated
- creative process
- smooth
- washing
- procrastination
- social class gap
- rude
- economy
- kim and kanye
- dan
- easter bunny
- what was i doing?
- eating
- chairs
- tangle
- creativity
- santa
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- gifts
- dinner
- security tag
- computer games
- shadows
- distractions
- accident
- customer service
- saint nick
- revenge insomnia
- hobbitses
- unfortunate endings
- denial
- big brain time
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- tesla
- deckard
- knives
- recognition
- creative momentum
- impressions
- hourly comic day
- twas the night before christmas
- alternate universe
- glasses
- rsvp
- war
- cookies
- comparisions
- apocalypse
- identity
- food
- imposter syndrome
- motivation
- travel
- mammoth
- moustache
- pointless competition
- doors
- teeth
- time
- decorations
- parenting
- grim reaper
- firefly
- elastic
- employment
- strategies
- singularity
- comparison
- distraction
- hunger
- windshield
- fantasy
- dungeon crawling
- success
- the meaning of life
- knots
- working hard
- conspiracy
- study
- exercise
- service
- staying awake
- family decisions
- cordial
- office pranks
- sci-fi
- zombies
- dimensional travel
- brain
- gps games
- seasonal
- friday
- colleagues
- change
- christmas
- breakfast
- driving
- anthony
- differing experiences
- wife
- discipline
- children
- death
- doorbells
- verbose
- creative block
- money
- packrat
- ingress
- wishes
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- players
- questionable reality
- faun
- wilhelm
- workers
- treasure
- banking
- wordplay
- refusal
- mysteries
- instructions
- npcs
- mondays
- rpg
- misheard
- expired foods
- laundry
- respawning
- fugitive
- naomi
- visiting
- dentist
- narnia
- computers
- xbox
- wounds
- murder
- bathrooms
- gold
- knocking
- i got carried away on the transcription there
- the transcript is better than the comic
- stupid oclock
- life change
- decisions
- mmo
- ben
- vaguely threatening
- television
- scott pilgrim
- ironing
- gaming
- holidays
- anti-work
- james
- courtesy
- life
- dying man
- secret blombo shorts
- go outside
- cavemen
- maggots
- julia
- raymond
- mcdonalds
- misread
- exit
- mayan calendar
- dad jokes
- jane
- niantic
- dream logic
- shopping list
- half life
- teaching
- cool tricks
- super powers
- bad jokes
- scars
- guests
- ashley
- possibilities
- big questions
- the future
- invitation
- easter
- life-changing advice
- snikt snikt
- mcmuffin
- ice
- ninjas
- advice
- headphones
- loot
- jobsearch
- shopping
- question
- hairy
- cars
- flying
- other world
- monday hatred
- socially awkward
- girls
- police
- jobs
- babies
- exit lights
- outdoors
- trains
- blade runner
- irony
- ar games
- movies
- heroes
- exposition
- house-sharing
- unemployment
- clothes
- charm
- assignments
- facial hair
- elise
- hourly comics
- chocolate coins
- anthony stands alone
- wisdom
- minus anthony
- forgetfulness
- has youtube video
- tooth fairy
- bunnyears
- multiverse
- tgif
- wisdom teeth
- monsters
- dreams
- medical
- job comparisons
- stealth
- alone
- eye wear
- augmented reality
- hobbit
- puppydog tails
- chocolate
- balloons
- internet
- housemates
- spectators
- laugh track
- students
- exit sign
- research
- making comics
- biscuits
- plutonium
- dungeon
- video games
- coins
- blombo
- impulse
- bullion
- need
- things people say
- escape
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