Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
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- players
- eyebrows
- tom
- i got carried away on the transcription there
- security
- distraction
- ice
- dan
- friday
- multiverse
- wilhelm
- jobsearch
- super powers
- children
- cavemen
- easter
- eating
- hobbit
- war
- mcdonalds
- comparison
- optometrist
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- treasure
- travel
- scott pilgrim
- snikt snikt
- inflatable
- routine
- facial hair
- coins
- refusal
- questing
- businesses
- making comics
- workers
- computer games
- colleagues
- mammoth
- exposition
- money
- trains
- bullion
- influencers
- filler
- stealth
- monsters
- the meaning of life
- easter bunny
- service
- chocolate
- laundry
- spiders
- life change
- differing experiences
- sleep
- mcmuffin
- family decisions
- wounds
- jane
- xbox
- gps games
- dungeon crawling
- medical
- kindness
- darkness
- eye wear
- dungeon
- expectations
- bonus panel
- half life
- creative momentum
- revenge insomnia
- life
- predictability
- grim reaper
- anti-work
- irony
- mmo
- anthony stands alone
- naomi
- hobbitses
- playstation
- life-changing advice
- time
- keys
- cobweb
- big questions
- fugitive
- babies
- dream logic
- zombies
- conspiracy
- parenting
- plutonium
- escape
- creative block
- doorbells
- odd shops
- wordplay
- maggots
- wishes
- ar games
- ideas
- accident
- wisdom
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- breakfast
- spectators
- cs lewis
- employment
- identity
- stuff
- firefly
- shopping list
- hairy
- comparisions
- what was i doing?
- other world
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- deckard
- washing
- cool tricks
- strategies
- outdoors
- working hard
- doors
- Naomi
- smooth
- discipline
- respawning
- julia
- driving
- hardly working
- anxiety
- quests
- procrastination
- loam
- disappointment
- secret blombo shorts
- instructions
- decorations
- gifts
- vaguely threatening
- courtesy
- elastic
- unemployment
- mens health
- rsvp
- npcs
- monday hatred
- clothes
- dinner
- mysteries
- denial
- tables
- big brain time
- misread
- imposter syndrome
- gold
- rude
- hunger
- chocolate coins
- bathrooms
- change
- flying
- niantic
- food
- housemates
- holidays
- shop
- nikola tesla
- james
- augmented reality
- the transcript is better than the comic
- tgif
- Anthony
- spectacle
- winston
- mmorpg
- rpg
- staying awake
- security tag
- possibilities
- decisions
- glasses
- sci-fi
- creative process
- cordial
- knives
- death
- dentist
- gps
- tangle
- hourly comics
- question
- customer service
- alternate universe
- internet
- ingress
- pointless competition
- chairs
- ben
- need
- genie
- unclean
- ironing
- mayan calendar
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- narnia
- jobs
- anthony
- loot
- movies
- has youtube video
- dying man
- cookies
- singularity
- lava
- apocalypse
- panic
- computers
- impulse
- cars
- ashley
- hayden
- saint nick
- movember
- storage
- frost
- shadows
- verbose
- dad jokes
- go outside
- exit
- kim and kanye
- bad jokes
- moustache
- girls
- unfortunate endings
- raymond
- tooth fairy
- banking
- request
- faun
- students
- exercise
- laugh track
- heroes
- economy
- things people say
- signs
- windshield
- guests
- animated
- haircut
- scars
- knots
- headphones
- mondays
- elise
- packrat
- dimensional travel
- gaming
- office pranks
- research
- impressions
- christmas
- the future
- video games
- distractions
- motivation
- patience
- balloons
- forgetfulness
- questionable reality
- water
- house-sharing
- alone
- teaching
- minus anthony
- success
- blade runner
- seasonal
- assignments
- work
- charm
- brain
- wisdom teeth
- job comparisons
- exit sign
- twas the night before christmas
- biscuits
- tesla
- recognition
- wife
- misheard
- shopping
- mystery
- social class gap
- bunnyears
- portal
- exit lights
- blombo
- saving money
- stupid oclock
- expired foods
- teeth
- crawling
- socially awkward
- cleanliness
- puppydog tails
- serving
- first world problems
- threats
- television
- hourly comic day
- knocking
- advice
- visiting
- desert island
- murder
- showers
- invitation
- santa
- police
- study
- ninjas
- creativity
- dreams
- fantasy
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