Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
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- i got carried away on the transcription there
- charm
- businesses
- hayden
- expectations
- super powers
- odd shops
- tom
- big brain time
- anxiety
- bonus panel
- ashley
- change
- bathrooms
- doorbells
- naomi
- secret blombo shorts
- snikt snikt
- seasonal
- vaguely threatening
- stealth
- laugh track
- life-changing advice
- dan
- kindness
- winston
- assignments
- escape
- twas the night before christmas
- dentist
- dungeon
- desert island
- rude
- jobsearch
- Anthony
- girls
- children
- need
- impulse
- lava
- plutonium
- has youtube video
- apocalypse
- threats
- employment
- life change
- advice
- eating
- cookies
- socially awkward
- decorations
- disappointment
- banking
- easter bunny
- irony
- darkness
- quests
- puppydog tails
- imposter syndrome
- conspiracy
- singularity
- working hard
- exit lights
- saving money
- wilhelm
- deckard
- refusal
- tables
- dimensional travel
- decisions
- hobbit
- procrastination
- wisdom
- npcs
- optometrist
- movember
- chairs
- heroes
- the future
- playstation
- denial
- stupid oclock
- spectacle
- augmented reality
- security tag
- minus anthony
- work
- exit sign
- the meaning of life
- mammoth
- security
- glasses
- ironing
- trains
- respawning
- death
- chocolate coins
- request
- cars
- movies
- gps games
- balloons
- frost
- friday
- headphones
- tesla
- invitation
- go outside
- housemates
- mondays
- war
- eye wear
- moustache
- routine
- distractions
- gold
- dinner
- tooth fairy
- Naomi
- showers
- hunger
- office pranks
- clothes
- breakfast
- tgif
- ice
- mmo
- students
- panic
- question
- haircut
- dying man
- food
- jane
- comparisions
- patience
- animated
- misread
- what was i doing?
- medical
- players
- grim reaper
- exposition
- success
- wishes
- motivation
- creativity
- biscuits
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- maggots
- bullion
- sleep
- hobbitses
- washing
- anthony stands alone
- driving
- life
- creative block
- firefly
- workers
- elastic
- babies
- big questions
- identity
- loam
- laundry
- julia
- multiverse
- mysteries
- mayan calendar
- research
- service
- shopping list
- bad jokes
- ben
- smooth
- things people say
- knives
- first world problems
- eyebrows
- cool tricks
- predictability
- job comparisons
- crawling
- the transcript is better than the comic
- cavemen
- elise
- making comics
- verbose
- money
- fugitive
- christmas
- kim and kanye
- wordplay
- mcdonalds
- monsters
- storage
- study
- chocolate
- knocking
- expired foods
- nikola tesla
- outdoors
- alone
- scars
- shopping
- unemployment
- facial hair
- blombo
- influencers
- questing
- social class gap
- fantasy
- dreams
- internet
- knots
- creative process
- family decisions
- staying awake
- strategies
- spiders
- gps
- bunnyears
- dungeon crawling
- instructions
- murder
- rpg
- police
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- saint nick
- impressions
- video games
- alternate universe
- hairy
- cleanliness
- forgetfulness
- sci-fi
- house-sharing
- easter
- gifts
- unfortunate endings
- holidays
- recognition
- keys
- ar games
- packrat
- windshield
- flying
- courtesy
- time
- wife
- signs
- raymond
- computers
- exit
- hourly comics
- shop
- doors
- anti-work
- wisdom teeth
- cobweb
- serving
- computer games
- discipline
- ingress
- faun
- scott pilgrim
- treasure
- unclean
- filler
- mcmuffin
- xbox
- james
- colleagues
- stuff
- mystery
- gaming
- creative momentum
- parenting
- water
- teaching
- economy
- television
- dad jokes
- blade runner
- shadows
- distraction
- hardly working
- differing experiences
- mens health
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- teeth
- customer service
- pointless competition
- misheard
- monday hatred
- zombies
- cordial
- mmorpg
- brain
- cs lewis
- questionable reality
- guests
- inflatable
- wounds
- ninjas
- loot
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- narnia
- genie
- spectators
- revenge insomnia
- possibilities
- exercise
- portal
- tangle
- jobs
- dream logic
- visiting
- anthony
- hourly comic day
- comparison
- half life
- rsvp
- travel
- niantic
- accident
- coins
- santa
- ideas
- other world
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