Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
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- elastic
- mcdonalds
- hobbit
- nikola tesla
- naomi
- hunger
- packrat
- first world problems
- comparison
- wife
- dying man
- Naomi
- wisdom teeth
- cleanliness
- blade runner
- frost
- disappointment
- hayden
- hardly working
- what was i doing?
- shopping list
- life-changing advice
- half life
- accident
- laugh track
- war
- bathrooms
- wounds
- verbose
- apocalypse
- keys
- headphones
- anxiety
- moustache
- chocolate
- security
- expectations
- twas the night before christmas
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- showers
- teaching
- monsters
- eye wear
- other world
- winston
- house-sharing
- christmas
- cookies
- outdoors
- cool tricks
- saint nick
- brain
- scars
- routine
- research
- identity
- hourly comic day
- study
- exposition
- courtesy
- optometrist
- knocking
- knives
- colleagues
- businesses
- mmo
- coins
- cobweb
- jobs
- ben
- teeth
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- motivation
- sci-fi
- breakfast
- dad jokes
- fantasy
- xbox
- kindness
- mondays
- comparisions
- movember
- things people say
- smooth
- snikt snikt
- big brain time
- economy
- augmented reality
- cavemen
- anti-work
- time
- shopping
- patience
- wilhelm
- alone
- charm
- gps games
- darkness
- possibilities
- doorbells
- mammoth
- chairs
- mayan calendar
- unfortunate endings
- visiting
- internet
- jobsearch
- windshield
- scott pilgrim
- work
- television
- blombo
- hairy
- deckard
- ideas
- shop
- vaguely threatening
- bonus panel
- portal
- dungeon crawling
- haircut
- gifts
- storage
- friday
- players
- staying awake
- questing
- minus anthony
- go outside
- ice
- knots
- security tag
- i got carried away on the transcription there
- serving
- niantic
- girls
- making comics
- filler
- stuff
- life
- spectacle
- doors
- wordplay
- maggots
- dentist
- the future
- stealth
- genie
- travel
- exit
- sleep
- unemployment
- computers
- distractions
- animated
- customer service
- zombies
- wisdom
- super powers
- tesla
- children
- santa
- the transcript is better than the comic
- impulse
- spectators
- computer games
- eating
- strategies
- tom
- medical
- expired foods
- easter bunny
- impressions
- video games
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- biscuits
- workers
- ar games
- working hard
- facial hair
- anthony
- parenting
- anthony stands alone
- decorations
- kim and kanye
- spiders
- rsvp
- differing experiences
- irony
- banking
- tangle
- dreams
- desert island
- dinner
- ironing
- death
- has youtube video
- distraction
- npcs
- chocolate coins
- respawning
- balloons
- monday hatred
- saving money
- stupid oclock
- pointless competition
- social class gap
- tooth fairy
- babies
- questionable reality
- signs
- dimensional travel
- hobbitses
- dan
- panic
- police
- housemates
- predictability
- life change
- gold
- exit lights
- inflatable
- imposter syndrome
- plutonium
- conspiracy
- creative block
- singularity
- playstation
- family decisions
- invitation
- bullion
- guests
- mens health
- forgetfulness
- lava
- employment
- treasure
- multiverse
- bunnyears
- eyebrows
- trains
- julia
- recognition
- students
- hourly comics
- influencers
- water
- james
- mcmuffin
- request
- creative momentum
- heroes
- easter
- shadows
- rude
- gps
- procrastination
- murder
- cs lewis
- raymond
- holidays
- big questions
- washing
- mystery
- cordial
- grim reaper
- mysteries
- firefly
- service
- alternate universe
- misheard
- clothes
- tables
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- revenge insomnia
- tgif
- wishes
- question
- puppydog tails
- faun
- quests
- creativity
- exercise
- flying
- unclean
- bad jokes
- threats
- seasonal
- cars
- instructions
- elise
- assignments
- socially awkward
- discipline
- movies
- success
- laundry
- dream logic
- crawling
- secret blombo shorts
- gaming
- food
- denial
- ashley
- rpg
- money
- escape
- ninjas
- the meaning of life
- advice
- jane
- dungeon
- Anthony
- exit sign
- loam
- need
- fugitive
- office pranks
- ingress
- refusal
- job comparisons
- glasses
- loot
- creative process
- decisions
- narnia
- driving
- change
- odd shops
- mmorpg
- misread
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