Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
Tag Cloud
- hobbitses
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- loot
- friday
- the transcript is better than the comic
- parenting
- socially awkward
- distraction
- charm
- twas the night before christmas
- what was i doing?
- saving money
- crawling
- exit lights
- xbox
- businesses
- gold
- tangle
- ideas
- influencers
- ashley
- gps games
- showers
- james
- facial hair
- serving
- lava
- working hard
- life
- desert island
- monsters
- invitation
- driving
- players
- chocolate
- mystery
- the meaning of life
- panic
- questing
- advice
- julia
- eating
- maggots
- television
- secret blombo shorts
- big questions
- filler
- laundry
- internet
- hairy
- mysteries
- wordplay
- tgif
- Naomi
- fugitive
- ingress
- refusal
- brain
- dying man
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- tables
- faun
- mammoth
- dentist
- colleagues
- change
- anthony stands alone
- keys
- minus anthony
- packrat
- first world problems
- mcdonalds
- easter bunny
- doorbells
- dinner
- pointless competition
- cars
- elastic
- life change
- decisions
- wilhelm
- assignments
- success
- time
- mayan calendar
- washing
- anxiety
- jobs
- nikola tesla
- exit sign
- staying awake
- cs lewis
- water
- mmorpg
- bathrooms
- npcs
- respawning
- wounds
- hourly comic day
- narnia
- hardly working
- family decisions
- motivation
- elise
- medical
- anti-work
- trains
- security
- raymond
- accident
- shopping
- has youtube video
- jobsearch
- gps
- augmented reality
- service
- recognition
- rude
- cavemen
- monday hatred
- go outside
- genie
- mens health
- creativity
- conspiracy
- chairs
- naomi
- unclean
- spectacle
- comparisions
- courtesy
- stuff
- other world
- inflatable
- verbose
- research
- windshield
- cleanliness
- moustache
- laugh track
- fantasy
- outdoors
- dreams
- optometrist
- rsvp
- ice
- wisdom
- storage
- dungeon crawling
- bullion
- teaching
- sleep
- knocking
- eye wear
- identity
- winston
- knives
- customer service
- exposition
- seasonal
- breakfast
- expectations
- predictability
- wife
- teeth
- knots
- hunger
- snikt snikt
- things people say
- escape
- tom
- dimensional travel
- visiting
- procrastination
- employment
- bonus panel
- alone
- wisdom teeth
- dad jokes
- the future
- bad jokes
- santa
- shadows
- security tag
- workers
- niantic
- impulse
- computer games
- study
- war
- economy
- plutonium
- routine
- wishes
- housemates
- shop
- unemployment
- decorations
- smooth
- creative momentum
- headphones
- ar games
- dan
- glasses
- job comparisons
- questionable reality
- mondays
- firefly
- multiverse
- exercise
- movember
- dream logic
- i got carried away on the transcription there
- half life
- babies
- kindness
- eyebrows
- hobbit
- disappointment
- loam
- patience
- blade runner
- tooth fairy
- discipline
- portal
- computers
- cordial
- mmo
- imposter syndrome
- murder
- food
- odd shops
- request
- stealth
- super powers
- apocalypse
- misheard
- banking
- bunnyears
- shopping list
- sci-fi
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- rpg
- kim and kanye
- ironing
- alternate universe
- dungeon
- blombo
- movies
- revenge insomnia
- jane
- frost
- impressions
- signs
- spiders
- ninjas
- social class gap
- big brain time
- cobweb
- money
- police
- misread
- zombies
- spectators
- gaming
- need
- hourly comics
- clothes
- biscuits
- video games
- travel
- deckard
- creative block
- exit
- life-changing advice
- darkness
- christmas
- coins
- girls
- heroes
- gifts
- balloons
- singularity
- grim reaper
- animated
- making comics
- treasure
- comparison
- denial
- unfortunate endings
- cool tricks
- vaguely threatening
- expired foods
- saint nick
- forgetfulness
- tesla
- stupid oclock
- scars
- differing experiences
- creative process
- office pranks
- children
- threats
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- playstation
- easter
- hayden
- question
- Anthony
- work
- flying
- death
- guests
- mcmuffin
- house-sharing
- haircut
- students
- chocolate coins
- possibilities
- ben
- scott pilgrim
- holidays
- anthony
- quests
- doors
- distractions
- strategies
- cookies
- instructions
- puppydog tails
- irony
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