Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
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- forgetfulness
- outdoors
- businesses
- discipline
- easter
- loam
- doors
- wilhelm
- puppydog tails
- serving
- sleep
- smooth
- revenge insomnia
- stealth
- hobbitses
- packrat
- genie
- ben
- raymond
- fugitive
- the future
- expectations
- irony
- other world
- bunnyears
- babies
- vaguely threatening
- creativity
- banking
- jobs
- mystery
- computer games
- war
- quests
- wordplay
- blombo
- multiverse
- staying awake
- exit lights
- girls
- easter bunny
- guests
- wishes
- housemates
- flying
- saving money
- kim and kanye
- christmas
- verbose
- anti-work
- spectacle
- knots
- balloons
- cleanliness
- respawning
- wife
- kindness
- need
- optometrist
- scott pilgrim
- signs
- coins
- stuff
- knives
- santa
- success
- socially awkward
- fantasy
- rsvp
- jobsearch
- dimensional travel
- secret blombo shorts
- family decisions
- question
- routine
- headphones
- faun
- invitation
- augmented reality
- laugh track
- teeth
- making comics
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- chocolate coins
- ar games
- moustache
- biscuits
- the transcript is better than the comic
- death
- deckard
- brain
- blade runner
- conspiracy
- denial
- shopping list
- desert island
- exposition
- students
- seasonal
- dream logic
- hourly comic day
- hardly working
- medical
- knocking
- friday
- breakfast
- life
- parenting
- i got carried away on the transcription there
- cobweb
- treasure
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- gifts
- police
- impressions
- misread
- dungeon
- inflatable
- shop
- identity
- bad jokes
- ninjas
- hobbit
- movember
- house-sharing
- panic
- things people say
- super powers
- mmo
- change
- decorations
- travel
- hunger
- animated
- saint nick
- working hard
- comparisions
- shopping
- james
- influencers
- distractions
- what was i doing?
- niantic
- hayden
- doorbells
- chocolate
- julia
- gps
- recognition
- courtesy
- npcs
- dentist
- predictability
- research
- facial hair
- mysteries
- glasses
- firefly
- cordial
- mcdonalds
- social class gap
- loot
- tooth fairy
- teaching
- xbox
- creative momentum
- misheard
- narnia
- jane
- employment
- bathrooms
- storage
- advice
- bonus panel
- driving
- alternate universe
- dad jokes
- exit sign
- visiting
- food
- customer service
- zombies
- patience
- cookies
- movies
- crawling
- dan
- darkness
- motivation
- cs lewis
- life change
- playstation
- questing
- the meaning of life
- security
- comparison
- filler
- work
- unfortunate endings
- job comparisons
- mmorpg
- dinner
- has youtube video
- anthony stands alone
- colleagues
- tangle
- monday hatred
- big questions
- twas the night before christmas
- exercise
- procrastination
- stupid oclock
- rude
- tables
- wounds
- eating
- questionable reality
- sci-fi
- frost
- mammoth
- odd shops
- wisdom
- holidays
- impulse
- elise
- study
- charm
- threats
- half life
- creative process
- shadows
- winston
- creative block
- tgif
- unemployment
- keys
- players
- escape
- video games
- refusal
- disappointment
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- cars
- washing
- economy
- clothes
- workers
- accident
- spectators
- apocalypse
- ice
- life-changing advice
- nikola tesla
- singularity
- tom
- decisions
- exit
- cool tricks
- ashley
- computers
- possibilities
- grim reaper
- time
- tesla
- mayan calendar
- haircut
- murder
- trains
- scars
- spiders
- wisdom teeth
- go outside
- gaming
- dungeon crawling
- pointless competition
- maggots
- gold
- ironing
- gps games
- rpg
- assignments
- naomi
- children
- office pranks
- bullion
- minus anthony
- dying man
- instructions
- chairs
- request
- internet
- mens health
- windshield
- first world problems
- ingress
- imposter syndrome
- service
- money
- television
- elastic
- hourly comics
- mcmuffin
- plutonium
- expired foods
- anxiety
- anthony
- cavemen
- hairy
- eyebrows
- alone
- dreams
- differing experiences
- laundry
- snikt snikt
- eye wear
- lava
- strategies
- security tag
- distraction
- big brain time
- showers
- portal
- unclean
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- monsters
- mondays
- heroes
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