Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
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- the transcript is better than the comic
- packrat
- gifts
- spiders
- students
- narnia
- escape
- money
- working hard
- things people say
- threats
- outdoors
- saving money
- parenting
- alternate universe
- motivation
- hourly comic day
- family decisions
- breakfast
- wounds
- creative process
- christmas
- windshield
- rude
- loot
- vaguely threatening
- wishes
- mayan calendar
- showers
- panic
- creative block
- saint nick
- procrastination
- mysteries
- facial hair
- big questions
- distraction
- dying man
- other world
- hairy
- santa
- naomi
- maggots
- ironing
- spectators
- banking
- coins
- colleagues
- eating
- advice
- balloons
- study
- security tag
- bathrooms
- request
- travel
- economy
- easter bunny
- wilhelm
- visiting
- ben
- storage
- treasure
- girls
- portal
- dream logic
- wisdom teeth
- service
- gold
- cool tricks
- hourly comics
- bullion
- movies
- social class gap
- irony
- accident
- making comics
- impressions
- jobs
- go outside
- genie
- shopping
- mcmuffin
- death
- lava
- hobbitses
- life
- guests
- ice
- shopping list
- anthony
- eye wear
- playstation
- gaming
- dan
- bad jokes
- invitation
- eyebrows
- kim and kanye
- kindness
- exposition
- life change
- bunnyears
- blade runner
- charm
- research
- tom
- jane
- dimensional travel
- misread
- comparisions
- signs
- movember
- tangle
- verbose
- influencers
- unfortunate endings
- life-changing advice
- james
- conspiracy
- players
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- hobbit
- decorations
- driving
- inflatable
- businesses
- socially awkward
- mcdonalds
- identity
- ninjas
- employment
- mammoth
- impulse
- teeth
- the future
- misheard
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- minus anthony
- jobsearch
- job comparisons
- flying
- computers
- holidays
- crawling
- workers
- question
- war
- cs lewis
- cobweb
- xbox
- customer service
- dreams
- unclean
- frost
- exit
- wife
- elastic
- tesla
- cordial
- i got carried away on the transcription there
- npcs
- doors
- knocking
- shop
- office pranks
- fantasy
- stuff
- odd shops
- security
- creative momentum
- tgif
- darkness
- assignments
- ingress
- strategies
- easter
- firefly
- snikt snikt
- headphones
- sleep
- alone
- hayden
- decisions
- mondays
- children
- stealth
- disappointment
- first world problems
- gps games
- medical
- creativity
- twas the night before christmas
- expired foods
- augmented reality
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- questionable reality
- questing
- teaching
- biscuits
- spectacle
- stupid oclock
- chocolate coins
- glasses
- mmorpg
- chairs
- tooth fairy
- wordplay
- serving
- moustache
- multiverse
- comparison
- julia
- anxiety
- courtesy
- secret blombo shorts
- babies
- laugh track
- raymond
- forgetfulness
- big brain time
- seasonal
- murder
- niantic
- routine
- cars
- tables
- shadows
- faun
- recognition
- dentist
- super powers
- blombo
- the meaning of life
- singularity
- cookies
- monday hatred
- instructions
- anti-work
- knots
- optometrist
- differing experiences
- hunger
- wisdom
- winston
- filler
- staying awake
- what was i doing?
- scott pilgrim
- elise
- trains
- internet
- puppydog tails
- doorbells
- dungeon
- housemates
- zombies
- desert island
- mystery
- smooth
- video games
- denial
- television
- mmo
- apocalypse
- quests
- exercise
- need
- friday
- police
- rpg
- mens health
- brain
- house-sharing
- revenge insomnia
- has youtube video
- possibilities
- loam
- ashley
- cleanliness
- monsters
- success
- change
- patience
- ar games
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- clothes
- refusal
- half life
- nikola tesla
- scars
- keys
- animated
- dungeon crawling
- heroes
- exit lights
- unemployment
- rsvp
- time
- dinner
- hardly working
- pointless competition
- exit sign
- fugitive
- cavemen
- gps
- expectations
- sci-fi
- washing
- bonus panel
- imposter syndrome
- dad jokes
- food
- computer games
- predictability
- haircut
- distractions
- discipline
- plutonium
- chocolate
- grim reaper
- knives
- work
- anthony stands alone
- respawning
- deckard
- laundry
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