Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
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- saint nick
- wilhelm
- eye wear
- children
- employment
- eyebrows
- identity
- xbox
- vaguely threatening
- socially awkward
- exposition
- james
- impulse
- procrastination
- ironing
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- office pranks
- tesla
- plutonium
- social class gap
- video games
- holidays
- wisdom
- creative process
- grim reaper
- movies
- dream logic
- exit lights
- cs lewis
- expectations
- exercise
- hairy
- shopping list
- mondays
- ice
- elise
- hobbitses
- multiverse
- smooth
- security tag
- portal
- ingress
- mmo
- tables
- exit sign
- teaching
- comparisions
- raymond
- desert island
- jobsearch
- patience
- stupid oclock
- creative momentum
- life-changing advice
- refusal
- movember
- go outside
- economy
- doorbells
- girls
- businesses
- gifts
- assignments
- winston
- windshield
- monday hatred
- maggots
- cool tricks
- study
- jane
- santa
- differing experiences
- gold
- loam
- singularity
- super powers
- decorations
- verbose
- job comparisons
- the meaning of life
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- invitation
- monsters
- charm
- odd shops
- revenge insomnia
- bullion
- need
- dinner
- deckard
- bad jokes
- apocalypse
- julia
- wisdom teeth
- creativity
- has youtube video
- headphones
- i got carried away on the transcription there
- frost
- genie
- half life
- threats
- anxiety
- shadows
- darkness
- elastic
- comparison
- breakfast
- forgetfulness
- spiders
- knocking
- travel
- zombies
- request
- sci-fi
- big brain time
- flying
- question
- rsvp
- making comics
- biscuits
- customer service
- food
- puppydog tails
- brain
- change
- anthony
- ninjas
- fugitive
- expired foods
- time
- dungeon
- bonus panel
- escape
- wife
- disappointment
- narnia
- decisions
- knives
- hunger
- television
- irony
- dreams
- christmas
- distractions
- tangle
- sleep
- loot
- chocolate
- security
- minus anthony
- serving
- cookies
- hobbit
- wishes
- mcdonalds
- possibilities
- mayan calendar
- spectators
- seasonal
- routine
- mystery
- naomi
- life
- exit
- chairs
- service
- staying awake
- distraction
- workers
- panic
- players
- coins
- scars
- dan
- recognition
- questionable reality
- housemates
- influencers
- cobweb
- glasses
- blade runner
- keys
- storage
- misread
- accident
- lava
- gps
- chocolate coins
- animated
- unclean
- haircut
- optometrist
- war
- big questions
- friday
- alone
- medical
- playstation
- dad jokes
- ben
- wordplay
- teeth
- inflatable
- washing
- courtesy
- dying man
- motivation
- colleagues
- creative block
- conspiracy
- trains
- bunnyears
- mcmuffin
- tgif
- parenting
- kindness
- tooth fairy
- internet
- visiting
- shop
- gps games
- work
- predictability
- unfortunate endings
- ashley
- twas the night before christmas
- misheard
- discipline
- what was i doing?
- questing
- alternate universe
- first world problems
- banking
- blombo
- balloons
- hourly comic day
- filler
- secret blombo shorts
- wounds
- instructions
- research
- saving money
- house-sharing
- cordial
- imposter syndrome
- niantic
- denial
- family decisions
- shopping
- facial hair
- knots
- heroes
- mammoth
- money
- cavemen
- things people say
- npcs
- clothes
- the transcript is better than the comic
- rude
- death
- bathrooms
- tom
- treasure
- students
- strategies
- scott pilgrim
- outdoors
- eating
- stealth
- cars
- spectacle
- dimensional travel
- easter
- signs
- success
- guests
- quests
- other world
- computer games
- working hard
- mmorpg
- anti-work
- fantasy
- laundry
- ar games
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- impressions
- mysteries
- kim and kanye
- advice
- murder
- rpg
- respawning
- easter bunny
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- jobs
- stuff
- pointless competition
- cleanliness
- showers
- packrat
- babies
- dungeon crawling
- snikt snikt
- doors
- laugh track
- hayden
- computers
- unemployment
- moustache
- the future
- crawling
- dentist
- augmented reality
- anthony stands alone
- hourly comics
- faun
- firefly
- driving
- gaming
- life change
- nikola tesla
- police
- hardly working
- mens health
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