Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
#2. Anthony Has a Problematic Morning
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Panel 1: Weird star-shape people have gathered. One addresses the others, dressed in a bandana and an ammo belt slung across its chest.
Star Leader: Victory! It may have taken all night but we have finally taken over. We have soldiers on every inch within the border!
Panel 2: Another star-creature speaks up.
Star: C... C... Captain! There is something... Is... Is that water? And what on Earth is that?!
Panel 3: A giant black blade comes down above them at the same time as a wave of water starts breaking down the star-people into melting snowflakes.
Star 1: Oh god.
Star 2: It burns!
Panel 4: Anthony is sitting in his car behind the wheel waiting for his wiper blades and window spray to wash a sheet of frost off his windshield.
Anthony: C'mon, c'mon. Melt. I'm running late.
Caption: Getting to work on a winter's morning is always a trial of patience.
Panel 1: Weird star-shape people have gathered. One addresses the others, dressed in a bandana and an ammo belt slung across its chest.
Star Leader: Victory! It may have taken all night but we have finally taken over. We have soldiers on every inch within the border!
Panel 2: Another star-creature speaks up.
Star: C... C... Captain! There is something... Is... Is that water? And what on Earth is that?!
Panel 3: A giant black blade comes down above them at the same time as a wave of water starts breaking down the star-people into melting snowflakes.
Star 1: Oh god.
Star 2: It burns!
Panel 4: Anthony is sitting in his car behind the wheel waiting for his wiper blades and window spray to wash a sheet of frost off his windshield.
Anthony: C'mon, c'mon. Melt. I'm running late.
Caption: Getting to work on a winter's morning is always a trial of patience.
