Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
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- success
- gps
- serving
- driving
- doorbells
- santa
- influencers
- hayden
- crawling
- research
- saving money
- video games
- singularity
- laugh track
- mammoth
- questionable reality
- mens health
- portal
- creative process
- quests
- visiting
- dying man
- security
- gold
- misheard
- distraction
- hardly working
- tesla
- hobbit
- stealth
- scars
- showers
- darkness
- half life
- cs lewis
- biscuits
- respawning
- clothes
- naomi
- holidays
- hourly comics
- banking
- kim and kanye
- deckard
- pointless competition
- sci-fi
- hairy
- dreams
- movies
- mysteries
- murder
- facial hair
- mcmuffin
- creative momentum
- money
- zombies
- gaming
- strategies
- cobweb
- expectations
- i got carried away on the transcription there
- misread
- fantasy
- bonus panel
- stupid oclock
- making comics
- police
- twas the night before christmas
- nikola tesla
- secret blombo shorts
- other world
- loam
- spiders
- question
- children
- dentist
- sleep
- panic
- unemployment
- shadows
- alone
- cordial
- jane
- businesses
- cookies
- flying
- breakfast
- lava
- stuff
- cars
- dan
- dungeon crawling
- elise
- conspiracy
- haircut
- babies
- imposter syndrome
- elastic
- augmented reality
- expired foods
- dad jokes
- differing experiences
- exercise
- chairs
- tangle
- hunger
- fugitive
- death
- big questions
- coins
- jobsearch
- hourly comic day
- monday hatred
- outdoors
- eyebrows
- loot
- james
- faun
- rude
- playstation
- change
- dinner
- washing
- Naomi
- predictability
- brain
- office pranks
- trains
- mondays
- genie
- jobs
- scott pilgrim
- exit
- request
- bathrooms
- windshield
- impulse
- comparison
- multiverse
- eye wear
- courtesy
- students
- verbose
- ben
- wordplay
- parenting
- blombo
- optometrist
- medical
- headphones
- inflatable
- snikt snikt
- denial
- doors
- wife
- cleanliness
- advice
- anti-work
- packrat
- alternate universe
- what was i doing?
- creative block
- accident
- irony
- anthony stands alone
- moustache
- ironing
- economy
- creativity
- mayan calendar
- life-changing advice
- mcdonalds
- glasses
- easter bunny
- plutonium
- minus anthony
- narnia
- ashley
- wishes
- wisdom teeth
- players
- easter
- exit lights
- water
- wisdom
- housemates
- instructions
- work
- study
- anthony
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- discipline
- ideas
- animated
- food
- tooth fairy
- knots
- ingress
- tables
- bunnyears
- shopping list
- monsters
- tom
- apocalypse
- exposition
- invitation
- family decisions
- niantic
- employment
- computer games
- dimensional travel
- first world problems
- frost
- questing
- odd shops
- firefly
- raymond
- charm
- working hard
- npcs
- go outside
- ninjas
- vaguely threatening
- hobbitses
- exit sign
- dream logic
- bad jokes
- girls
- motivation
- the future
- balloons
- computers
- teaching
- refusal
- teeth
- recognition
- need
- identity
- tgif
- puppydog tails
- maggots
- unfortunate endings
- decorations
- wounds
- seasonal
- gps games
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- grim reaper
- signs
- christmas
- internet
- spectacle
- decisions
- keys
- gifts
- treasure
- wilhelm
- chocolate coins
- guests
- assignments
- service
- disappointment
- bullion
- television
- travel
- storage
- the meaning of life
- forgetfulness
- house-sharing
- procrastination
- rsvp
- kindness
- shopping
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- escape
- desert island
- friday
- smooth
- distractions
- movember
- chocolate
- social class gap
- laundry
- knocking
- blade runner
- dungeon
- spectators
- mmo
- patience
- customer service
- mmorpg
- impressions
- time
- war
- cavemen
- big brain time
- staying awake
- the transcript is better than the comic
- security tag
- Anthony
- super powers
- knives
- colleagues
- eating
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- routine
- filler
- possibilities
- mystery
- ice
- comparisions
- shop
- threats
- has youtube video
- heroes
- ar games
- xbox
- revenge insomnia
- anxiety
- job comparisons
- rpg
- life change
- socially awkward
- things people say
- cool tricks
- unclean
- winston
- workers
- saint nick
- life
- julia
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