Anthony Pike's web comic featuring instances from his life. Each is recklessly enhanced with an injection of Imagination&Lies™ at dosage levels not recommended by your doctor.
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- scars
- wisdom
- flying
- teaching
- mysteries
- big questions
- war
- inflatable
- filler
- knots
- jobsearch
- businesses
- has youtube video
- questionable reality
- verbose
- threats
- twas the night before christmas
- monday hatred
- ar games
- fantasy
- doors
- kindness
- exposition
- elastic
- blombo
- disappointment
- jane
- sci-fi
- identity
- storage
- wounds
- hairy
- james
- dentist
- players
- tgif
- seasonal
- keys
- haircut
- parenting
- mcmuffin
- forgetfulness
- denial
- death
- time
- conspiracy
- eyebrows
- security tag
- wibbly wobbly timey wimey
- treasure
- oh i see that word sounds like something else
- rpg
- headphones
- half life
- teeth
- easter
- laundry
- biscuits
- tables
- wife
- jobs
- hayden
- other world
- packrat
- darkness
- ice
- blade runner
- panic
- the closest i’ll ever get about knowing anything about music
- eye wear
- nikola tesla
- social class gap
- showers
- xbox
- gaming
- what was i doing?
- holidays
- odd shops
- spectators
- hourly comics
- creative block
- bonus panel
- charm
- bunnyears
- comparison
- impulse
- influencers
- Naomi
- signs
- students
- monsters
- chocolate
- narnia
- accident
- apocalypse
- playstation
- dan
- loam
- julia
- maggots
- cookies
- cordial
- family decisions
- mammoth
- cool tricks
- dream logic
- fugitive
- eating
- hunger
- customer service
- chairs
- instructions
- economy
- optometrist
- breakfast
- lava
- windshield
- Anthony
- distractions
- gps games
- office pranks
- recognition
- rsvp
- cs lewis
- vaguely threatening
- cars
- socially awkward
- deckard
- naomi
- house-sharing
- staying awake
- desert island
- respawning
- big brain time
- santa
- need
- heroes
- mmorpg
- serving
- creative process
- anthony stands alone
- housemates
- rude
- travel
- genie
- the future
- stupid oclock
- dad jokes
- distraction
- anxiety
- facial hair
- visiting
- study
- driving
- wilhelm
- discipline
- dimensional travel
- moustache
- gifts
- girls
- computer games
- winston
- singularity
- routine
- work
- wordplay
- elise
- dungeon
- raymond
- exercise
- secret blombo shorts
- washing
- wisdom teeth
- mmo
- animated
- sleep
- exit lights
- grim reaper
- guests
- unfortunate endings
- advice
- police
- saint nick
- balloons
- mystery
- the transcript is better than the comic
- money
- brain
- alternate universe
- loot
- alone
- medical
- tom
- snikt snikt
- glasses
- comparisions
- puppydog tails
- movies
- bad jokes
- shopping list
- creative momentum
- dinner
- request
- laugh track
- hobbitses
- refusal
- courtesy
- escape
- bullion
- dungeon crawling
- ben
- expectations
- spectacle
- npcs
- quests
- employment
- assignments
- anthony
- creativity
- life-changing advice
- christmas
- video games
- motivation
- trains
- working hard
- minus anthony
- job comparisons
- zombies
- mayan calendar
- ingress
- shadows
- the lion the witch and the wardrobe
- decorations
- dying man
- patience
- life change
- hobbit
- crawling
- tangle
- easter bunny
- success
- workers
- gold
- misread
- i got carried away on the transcription there
- super powers
- revenge insomnia
- anti-work
- question
- exit
- imposter syndrome
- internet
- scott pilgrim
- go outside
- smooth
- saving money
- kim and kanye
- coins
- friday
- shop
- security
- exit sign
- possibilities
- murder
- first world problems
- food
- differing experiences
- irony
- tesla
- things people say
- research
- augmented reality
- expired foods
- colleagues
- bathrooms
- frost
- ideas
- banking
- dreams
- tooth fairy
- chocolate coins
- shopping
- misheard
- cavemen
- plutonium
- hourly comic day
- outdoors
- making comics
- babies
- mondays
- unclean
- wishes
- predictability
- procrastination
- spiders
- service
- stealth
- clothes
- strategies
- impressions
- knives
- gps
- life
- firefly
- pointless competition
- doorbells
- water
- multiverse
- television
- ashley
- decisions
- change
- unemployment
- portal
- computers
- movember
- hardly working
- stuff
- invitation
- mens health
- cobweb
- the meaning of life
- children
- ninjas
- faun
- cleanliness
- questing
- niantic
- mcdonalds
- ironing
- knocking
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